I answered a Craigslist ad from a guy needing an immediate date for a huge wedding. That would be fun, a wedding of strangers. Dancing, drinking, talking, and being in my Marks and Spencer black dress.
Sadly, while I was picturing the cultural center or somewhere in the city, it is in Niles. In addition to a black dress, I would have to have a car.
Oh well. Beer nuts and cider it is.