And to top it all off, I was punched in the face at Oxo Tower by some British guy.
Who then immediately apologized and was even more apologetic when he heard my accent. I mean, I guess it wasn’t quite an assault, so much as he was taking his sweater off and I walked into his hand at a quick pace. He apologizes, I said it was okay, I wasn’t bleeding or anything. He then said, “you shouldn’t hit people, especially never an American.” Then he started making out with his date.