Here is what you’ve been spared lately while I’ve been off blog.
1. Ow my back.
2. No, really, my back really hurts.
3. DId you know that I woke up three times last night because of my back?
4. I’m looking forward to sleeping in a hotel, because I bet the mattress will be better for my back.
5. Hey, wait a minute… my back pain started when we moved to the 32nd floor and I got this new office chair. Do you think the chair is what is making my back hurt?
6. Ooh, he’s cute.